spanish and italian:So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french:haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german:LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english:*shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic:the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish:here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese:subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh:sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese:here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic:so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin:here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language:If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
russian:idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
Greek:so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
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1 week ago

absolutest:

I hate when you find someone soooooo attractive, but when they open their mouth, you lose interest.

(Source: absolutest, via happy-lovething)

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3 weeks ago

lightspeedsound:

procrastveitor:

loudons:

A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun

Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want

a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again. 

(via thehilariousblog)

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4 weeks ago

mullohand:

Marvel film making guide

Step 1. Cast a guy called Chris
Step 2. Buff him up
Step 3. ?
Step. 4 Profit

(via thehilariousblog)

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1 month ago

sniffing:

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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1 month ago

that-girl-helen:

"actually, that was due today”

image

(via laugh-addict)

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1 month ago

REMEMBERING SOMETHING YOU HAD TO DO LAST SECOND

image

(Source: yeigar, via laugh-addict)

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1 month ago
heartattackle:

josesails:

Mom the dog turned off again

lol, it’s like he just suddenly lost power.

heartattackle:

josesails:

Mom the dog turned off again

lol, it’s like he just suddenly lost power.

(Source: 4gifs, via thehilariousblog)

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1 month ago

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing, via happy-lovething)

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1 month ago

krvsty:

yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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1 month ago
Marielle's